Alas! I have returned to bestow a great blessing upon society, which is, of course, my senseless ramblings on irrelevant and insignificant topics. You may ask what inspired such an act of generosity, to which I would answer, "I just wanted to be an inspiration to the world. I just wanted to show it a far greater great than it has ever before witnessed. And to inform all of its lowly inhabitants that they will never achieve such greatness." Well, in all actuality, this is not the way I think. In fact, I am a quiet, sensitive guy who enjoys walks in the park, the smell of fresh roses, and long, hot bubble baths. Yes, precisely.
For my medium of destruction, I have chosen Blogger. Perhaps you're thinking your eyes have deceived you. Yes, I chose Blogger, which is a product of Google, because Google actually makes things that work, unlike MySpace, whose site is one of the most poorly constructed that I have ever seen. You know, that inspires me. I think you should all expect a rant of MySpace in the very near future. "Goodnight," Jeremy said, as he began to prance into the darkness while laughing maniacally.
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